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Joke of the Day
"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."
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"What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk? An udder failure."
"I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost."
"Until a pregnancy test commercial involves a chick hysterically crying & screaming MY LIFE IS OVER, it's not real life."
"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."
"Due to a gypsy curse, I gain weight each time I consume more calories than are burned by my basal metabolic rate plus daily activities."
"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"
"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."