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Joke of the Day
"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."
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"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."
"What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant? A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm."
"Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said ""Care to make this interesting?"" And I said ""Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"""
"If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself."
"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""
"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"
"These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence."
"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."