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Joke of the Day

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."

"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."

"I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth"

"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."

"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."