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Joke of the Day

"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."

"You wanna hear an offensive joke? Keemstar."

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"

"What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!"

"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."

"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route."