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Joke of the Day
"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
Next Joke
"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."
"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"
"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Silent."
"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"
"*puts on pickle costume* *gets stuck in pickle costume* *calls friend* Could you please help me? I've gotten my myself into a pickle."
"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"