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Joke of the Day

"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""

"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("

"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards."

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"Do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend on your phone??? No?? Want me to send some to you?"