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Joke of the Day

"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."

"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."

"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."

"Saturday usually #followfriday"

"How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room? They've already told you."

"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."