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Joke of the Day
"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""
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"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
"Kappa Full HD Mega 60FPS Sin Virus 1Link ""No lo descargo porque ya lo tengo"""
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"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."
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"I often wonder if people at work can tell I'm using Tinder just by my hand motions... but then I realize they probably don't care WHY I'm masturbating."
"When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!"
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