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Joke of the Day
"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""
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"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"
"I hate three things in this world: math"
"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."
"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."
"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."
"Did you hear about the anesthesiologist with giant breasts? She's a knockout."