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Joke of the Day

"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."

"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"

"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."

"I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?"

"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"

"I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"""

"Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken"