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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"

"[about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR"

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules"

"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."

"So two guys walks into a bar.. One of them says ""Ouch"""

"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."

"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"