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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"

"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."

"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"

"I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright"

"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""

"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."

"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."

"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"