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Joke of the Day
"They should put ads on slow people."
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"I went into my sons room and found a mouse, so I stamped it to death. It would have been so much easier if there wasn't a fucking cage around it."
"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"
"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"
"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."
"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."
"The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work."
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."