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Joke of the Day
"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]"
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"""Dad, what do you think about abortion?"" --Ask your sister --But I don't have a sis..."
"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."
"""You, the horse you rode in on AND the horses mother!"" ""What about the horses father?"" ""I already mentioned YOU once!"""
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
"people almost never ask me for man advice because 98% of it is ""you should slash his tires"""
"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."
"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."
"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."