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Joke of the Day

"Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"

"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"

"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."

"What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times? A yellow license plate."

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."

"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."