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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel."

"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."

"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."

"The only requirement to work at Hot Topic is the manager has to be able to shove a softball through your ear gauges."

"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."

"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"

"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."

"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."