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Joke of the Day

"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"What the difference between the titanic and climate change? Climate change beat the ice berg"

"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."

"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."

"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."