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Joke of the Day
"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."
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"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."
"Q: Have you read the book about very cold temperatures? A: Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket."
"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"
"what do you call a French OP a baguette"
"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"
"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"