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Joke of the Day
"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"
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"Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !"
"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""
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"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."
"Yo momma's so stupid when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin."
"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."
"Me: Let's go to Chipotle Justin: Hold on. My leg is asleep Me: *whispering* Oh, sorry. Let's go to Chipotle"