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Joke of the Day

"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""

"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."

"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"

"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"

"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"SCIENTIST: Behold The self-esteem powered car! Come take it for a drive ME: uh okay *gets in* [CAR JUST LITERALLY FALLS APART]"

"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"

"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"