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Joke of the Day
"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."
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"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""
"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."
"What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!"
"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"