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Joke of the Day
"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."
Next Joke
"I hoped to be a mortgage some day... But it looks like I'm forever a loan."
"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"What do you give to an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room."
"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."
"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"
"If you know there's going to be a nuclear attack, surround yourself with a bunch of microwave popcorn. Awesome last image."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"