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Joke of the Day
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."
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"Santa accidentally ran over a man. The poor fellow was sleigh-n."
"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"
"Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says ""welcome""..."
"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"
"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."
"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"My guardian angel deserves a raise"
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