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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."

"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"

"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"

"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"

"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"

"My ex husbands Voicemail was a trick one where he'd say ""Hello Hello, so you think he'd answered and that's why he's dead."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."

"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."

"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."