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Joke of the Day
"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."
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"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."
"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"
"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."
"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."
"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."
"What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?"