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Joke of the Day
"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."
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"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"
"Rebecca Romaine Lettuce. Is that something? I don't care. It's just one tweet in an entire universe. Who gives a shit."
"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"
"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."
"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."