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Joke of the Day

"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."

"What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*"

"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire. Another character driven piece on cable."

"I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016"

"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"

"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""