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Joke of the Day

"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."

"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."

"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."

"NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed"

"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."

"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."

"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."

"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."