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Joke of the Day

"She said she wanted to bump uglies. So, naturally, I got all showered & freshened up and then I rammed my Ford Pinto into her Honda Element."

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"

"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"

"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"

"So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke... So I said, ""I'm all ears!"""

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"