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Joke of the Day

"""Can I get a do-over?"" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life...."

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"Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help"
"I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined. By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she"
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."
"Today has been approved by both my middle fingers."
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"