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Joke of the Day

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is Beautiful..... Bitches love being called beautiful!"

"FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup. What a kick in the balls."

"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."

"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"

"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."

"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."