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Joke of the Day
"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
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"I may be Indian.. ...but damn Curry sucks!"
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"If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus"
"I was all cozy up in Mississippi and then all hell broke loose because... Mr. Issippi came home early."
"My wife went into labor this morning and I was excited until I saw that it's somebody's birthday on FB that I didn't like."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!"