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Joke of the Day
"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"
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"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."
" I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive! - Bon Schroedi"
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"
"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."
"There are two things i hate a lot 1. Lists 2. Irony"
"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."