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Joke of the Day
"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"
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"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"
"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"
"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."
"Whats the opposite of feminism? Common sense"
"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"
"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""
"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."