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Joke of the Day

"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."

"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."

"Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10? Because : he still loves vista,baby!"

"The message in a bottle is probably my favorite form of communication that involves throwing garbage in the ocean."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."

"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."

"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"