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"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"
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"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."
"Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose!"
"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."
"How do you make a post man sad? Kill his family."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"
"What's a vampire's favorite fruit. Neck-tarine"
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