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Joke of the Day

"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"i just woke up from a 9 year coma! hope to god The Apprentice is off TV...nothing i hate more than that Donald Trump"

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."

"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."

"How to make a charity 1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit"

"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"

"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."