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Joke of the Day
"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"
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"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff"
"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."
"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"
"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"
"What do American Beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f*cking close to water. [Joke courtesy of Zane Lamprey on an episode of Three Sheets]"
"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."
"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"
"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"
"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."