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Joke of the Day

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"[911 call] ""My hand's stuck in a blender!"" ""Turn it on then."" ""What?"" "" I can't hear it, turn it on so I know you're not lying."""

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."

"So I started chatting up this Asian girl after a little while she said, sex, sex, sex, free, sex for you. Her friend quickly pointed out that she was giving me her phone number 666-3642"

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."