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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? The police horse has an extra asshole on its back. :>"

"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"

"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."

"The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!"

"How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her."

"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."

"-""What should we call our band?"" -Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!"

"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"

"Two atoms are walking down the street.... Two atoms walking down the street. One says, ""Damn, Ive lost an electron"". ""Are you sure?"" ""Yep, I'm positive""."

"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"