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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry gets to take the train back."

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"

"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"

"Pacifist I'll pass a fist right through your fuckin' face nigga."

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"

"Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?"

"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"