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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?"

"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."

"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"

"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."

"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."

"I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I'm not allowed to make my own decisions anymore."