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Joke of the Day
"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"
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"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
"*dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*"
"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."
"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."
"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"*wakes up* nooooooo"
"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."
"""HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!"" ""Has it got ears?"" ""YEAH."" ""Tail?"" ""YEAH."" ""Is it the dog?"" ""I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF--AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!"""
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body But then my mother gave birth"