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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
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"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."
"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"
"""ring on the wrong finger"" A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? . B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"
"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."
"What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is at least 14 before coming on his face."
"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""
"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."