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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
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"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"
"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."
"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""
"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."
"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"
"What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window"
"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"