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Joke of the Day

"How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules? Post something humorous in /r/lounge. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?"

"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."

"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."

"What do you call a parent an a transsexual A transparent"

"""I must go,"" said my friend. ""Why?"" I asked. He said, ""I need to feed my baby hamsters."" I said, ""That's no way to raise a child."""

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"

"If a Facebook video says ""you won't believe what happens next"" then I replace ""believe"" with ""care"""

"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"