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Joke of the Day

"If a Facebook video says ""you won't believe what happens next"" then I replace ""believe"" with ""care"""

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"

"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"

"Febreze commercial: ""Now we remove her blindfold and..."" *has panic attack, stabs camera man, vomits, jumps out closed window*"

"Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra"

"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"

"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."