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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club... But I swear I've never seen herbivore!"

"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."

"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"

"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view"

"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."

"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"

"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."