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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.."

"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."

"Today is my birthday, and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don't think they quite understood when I said ""I wanna watch""."

"At some point I really want to manage a Wal-mart in Texas. I want to be a Texas Chain Store Manager."

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"