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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""

"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""

"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."

"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."

"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time."

"What do you name a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways."

"Whats white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"