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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"

"My Grandad invented the roller coaster. But the cups just slide off the coffee table."

"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""

"'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'."

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa"

"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."

"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."

"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"

"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."