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Joke of the Day

"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly."

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ""Blacks"" and ""Mexicans"" were NOT the correct answers."

"Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME"

"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."

"She said she needed her space and time.. Why didn't she ask for her velocity then?!"

"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and expense reports."