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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"
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"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"
"In my opinion, One by Metallica... Is a 10/10."
"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."
"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"