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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus terrible at hockey? He keeps getting pinned to the boards."
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"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"
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"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."
"Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers."
"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."
"What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Hufflepuff"
"Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb."