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Joke of the Day

"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."

"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"

"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."

"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."

"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."

"My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast."

"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"

"Baby baby... Poopy. (This joke was written by a three year old I know.)"