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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."

"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"

"What do you call a starfish with a missing arm Patrick Stump"

"Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away."

"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"

"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."

"Did y'all know witches make only 70% of the salary warlocks make despite doing the same evil-ass magic? That's some bullshit right there!"