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Joke of the Day
"Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield of your car? Its asshole."
Next Joke
"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."
"What's the difference between an Onion and a Whore? I don't cry when I chop up a Whore."
"Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture... ...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."
"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""